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The Golden Trio- Throughout The Years
this is scaring the shit our of me
(Source: lizlemonism, via inside-myhead)
What if Harry and Draco were girls…
…for example, Harriet and Draquesha
DRAQUESHA?!?!?!
… is Draquesha from the ghetto??
GUUUURL, I’LL BE TELLIN MAH DADDY ABOUT DIS FO SHO.
BITCH TRYINA TELL ME SHE KNOW PROPER FRIENDS N’ SHIT.
PLZ.DIS BITCH TRIFLIN. I STRAIGHT UP OFFERED MY FRIENDSHIP BUT SHE DITCHED MA ASS FOR RHONDA
WHO SHE THINK SHE IS
JUST BECAUSE SHE GOT SHANKED IN THE FACE FROM VOLDEMORT SHE THINK SHE BETTER THAN ME
FUCK THIS HO
(via caseyspitfire)
this is one of the most perfect posts i have seen ever
Perfect post is perfect.
this was so on point.
but…doesn’t this mean that Wall E gets stabbed to death?
This is amazing
The US version of Harry Potter is surprisingly short.
Ugly laughter…
(Source: overtimeisacrime, via inside-myhead)
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS?
I mean, can we just talk about how this parallels the actual education system? Where they’re so concerned about teaching us things like logarithms and graphing that we don’t know shit about what’s actually out there in the adult world, like doing taxes or writing checks or anything? I mean, “It is the view of the Ministry that a theoretical knowledge will be sufficient to get you through your examinations, which after all, is what school is all about.” School children are often under the impression that getting A’s in all their classes ensures a successful future, but really, it’s so ignorant because the real world isn’t just one big question-and-answer paper. There is so much more to the world than being able to give back information like some kind of super-computer, and brainwashing children into thinking that theory is key is just going to lead to a bunch of children falling flat on their faces when they’re pushed into the adult world and feel as if everything new they try to do is wrong because it wasn’t taught to them step-by-step. I just really love Harry’s line, “And how is theory supposed to prepare us for what’s out there?” because I feel as if sometimes we just learn things for the sake of knowing them, despite whether it is actually useful. Yes, school is important, and getting bad grades isn’t a good way to start your future, but it’s so much more than that, you see.
this sounds a lot like something Hermione would say
but actually.
(Source: dracoharrys, via knowitsteven)
#I love this because with all the magic that Sirius could have used he just went #“I’m gonna punch this bitch right in his face.”
(via inside-myhead)
so i was looking through my old year books in my school and saw this
YOU WENT TO THE SAME SCHOOL AS TOM FELTON AND YOU DIDN’T KNOW?
(via luckydreaming)
Professor Snape actually faked his death. He now works for what the muggles call “American Airlines.”
Please get on flight three hundred and ninety fourrr.
(via noeliosis)
The first thing Snape asks Harry is “Potter! What would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood?” According to Victorian Flower Language, asphodel is a type of lily meaning ‘My regrets follow you to the grave’ and wormwood means ‘absence’ and also typically symbolized bitter sorrow. If you combined that, it meant ‘I bitterly regret Lily’s death’.
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