Almost makes me want to start trolling. :D
That awkward moment when your parents tell you to...
When someone leaves, I always say something to...
“Don’t get run over” “Don’t get shot” “Don’t get raped” “Don’t get kidnapped” Most of them mean the same thing: Don’t get hurt because I care.
maybe I should eat pho tomorrow and have banh mi...
Sounds like a good plan, right?
fadingfast-: mimsysaur: When girls wear ONLY LEGGINGS which show their underwear lines. It outlines your booty meat and nobody wants to really see that unless you’re some pervert. Leggings aren’t pants so stop wearing it like it’s some jeans. So what if you have a wedgie? People can see it, what are you going to do? ON POINT. I totally hate this. I just talked to someone about this...
swallowbitch-peoplearestarving: broctopus: I CANT FUCKING BREATHE oh how much i fucking love will smith FOREVER REBLOG THIS<3
Borat over Bruno.
I want some "great ass pants," please. Thank you.
‘Cause, y’know, I want my ass to look great, not bad :3
When I'm fuhrer there will be changes.
hgagaa: That day, all female officers will be required to wear TINY MINISKIRTS
What's the name of that Tim Burton film that has a...
newnoisethriller: liquidswords-: I think Johnny Depp was in it. Batman. Johnny Depp was in that, wasn’t he? NO no no! It was ELF.