“But I did okay, didn’t I? I mean I got, what, fifteen thousand...– Bernie Capax and Death
When the first living thing existed, I was there, waiting. When the last living...– Death
WHY DOESN'T FUNNY THINGS LIKE THAT HAPPEN WHERE I...
How the hell am I a fob when I wasn't even born...
Hitting your head against the car when you get out...
…FUCK, HOW MANY TIMES HAS THIS HAPPENED?!
I hope she stops crying...She's really pretty so...
I’mma keep tellin’ you, I don’t hate her.
I haven't felt my heart beat this fast and hard...
You say he's the best you've ever dated and you...
‘Cause THAT makes total sense.
Me and my blabbing mouth.
Whatever, time to read Confessions of a Blabbermouth again to make myself feel better.
Where the fuck are those bandaids
Forgot I even had practice tomorrow. Fuck my life.
does anyone want to join me in scream session?
I need a good exhale of frustration
4 sugar cookies
Me her friend her him I’mma eat them all slow and hope that helps a little. …With chocolate soy milk, too.
You don't see ME calling "hanging out with your...
Yeah, get your head on straight, idiot. We’re all just idiots. I was an idiot thinking she’d think it over even just a little He’s an idiot for putting up with shit She’s an idiot for leaving before we even reached a solution Yeah, because being half-assed got anything done.
I'm gonna make cookies. Fuck this Mobius strip of...
Me? A big flirt? Bitch please, you're confusing...
Wow. I argued with her. Got nowhere but downhill.
Total waste of my motherfuckin’ time.
Momma always said,
allyzabeth: ‘No matter how hard you to try to look like someone, talk like someone, act like someone, dress like someone, walk like someone, love like someone, smell like someone, no matter how many surgeries you get, meds you take, make-overs you go through, weight you lose, or therapy sessions you have… at the end of the day, you’re still the same kid. Biological-wise. Mentally, you just...
L I F E isn't actually so simple. I mean, those...
Oooh gaawwwd the bruise hasn't gone away D:
It’s been more than a week, why aren’t you even fading?!
leahreyan: Why are boys so complicated? And guys wonder why girls are so complicated.
I wish I had someone to tell all of my hopes and...
(via sinkingships76) Me?
What’s the most resilient parasite? An Idea. A single idea from the human mind...– Leonardo DiCaprio as Cobb, Inception (2010) (via stuckinnoel)
"I'm going to wor- You get outside your room and...
That’s wonderful advice, mother, if you’d LET me go outside -_______-